After he started taking so many steps at a time, we rushed out and did the most responsible thing we could think of doing...
We bought one of those monkey backpack leash things. Sure, we always laughed at parents in the mall when they had their kids on the leash, but we are just going to tell ourselves that Austin is a special case and those other parents are still really poor parents. If they saw Austin sliding down the slide headfirst on purpose or gnawing the sides of his crib like a beaver, they would let their children roam free and donate their backpack leashes to us.
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